i think my tv is drunk
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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