How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong