So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.