what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
