you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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