I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.