You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars