In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.