Got a toothbrush?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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