I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.