It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.