everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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