I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You've changed since you got that strap on
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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