Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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