If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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