If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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