Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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