Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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