so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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