it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.