I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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