why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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