As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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