I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.