Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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