I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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