so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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