New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
its like you know when i get waxed
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."