I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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