Come see our sink grown plant.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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