Do vagina's smell?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!