we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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