Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You brought string cheese to the strip club
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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