i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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