I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
3 2 1 whiskey
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set