i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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