ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
