the condom got lost in my hair
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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