He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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