Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!